Those who know me will understand why I am so jazzed about Google Calendar. It is the best calendar program I have ever seen. Maybe there are other calendar programs out there that have the capabilities Google’s does, but this one has pretty colors and also integrates seamlessly with my gmail and with my Google homepage. Oh, you don’t have a customized Google homepage? You are so 2005.

Take the tour of Google Calendar and then start your own and let Google entrench itself a little further into your vocabulary and your life.

Congress be damned! We can still fritter away our dollars in all sorts of ways. Vive la Resistance! Student worker Molly from my office demonstrates one of the many ways to show the Man how dumb H.R. 4777. Behold how she boldly gambles away the balance on her Trump Marina slots card.

Not pictured is the bank robbery that Molly had to commit in order to cover her slot debts.

Did I mention her father is a Harrah’s Platinum Club member? Maybe Congress should lock him up for being a poor moral influence on his daughter.

Alas, it appears too late for tender, impressionable Molly. She’s a degenerate for life now. She should really be careful though – I heard terrorists are using slot machines to brainwash Americans and turn them into suicide bombers.

Congratulations to Matt who took 35th in the 3K LHE event. These events are grueling, and I’m so proud of all my friend who kick ass at poker who are making a dent in the Series this year.

Keep playin’ goot, everybody!

Here’s hoping for good luck and good cards for my Brooklyn cohort Matt Matros, who is going deep in the 3K limit hold ‘em event. Matt is a great tournament player and a sharp limit hold ‘em analyst, so he’s got a great shot at taking this one down.

All of my peeps doing so well at the Series is getting me quite excited to get out there myself and kick some ass. I won’t be playing any of the tourneys this year (the bankroll took a hit when I had to furnish my new apartment) but I’m psyched to relive the atmosphere from last years’ Series and to take more than my fair share off of the side game tables. Although if anyone is interested in staking me in any of the Series events, well you just let me know! Also let me know if you are down for some karaoke, because I sure am!

You can expect to see me at the $10/20 limit tables and in any small tourneys that end up running at other casinos. And if you can’t find me at the poker table, try looking for me at the massage table, the buffet table, or dancing on a table. Just kidding. Sort of.

Play goot and behave…….