All photos taken by Jodi Neufeld. Hey, that’s me!

They’re even more beautiful when I don’t have to optimize their
file sizes for this slideshow. Enjoy!

“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.” ~George Carlin

Favorite George Carlin bits:

• Always do whatever’s next.
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
• When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
• If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
• The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
• Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
• Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
• Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
• Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”

Click here to watch one of my favorite George Carlin bits: “Flamethrowers.”

American Bullshit Rant

Pure George – he was a special kind of genius.