Online Poker *IS* Rigged!

In the latest Party Poker commercial, a well-manicured female dealer can be seen shuffling a deck of cards and dealing out cards with Party Poker promotions printed on them. The scandalous part is that she deals them in the exact order that the voice-over announcer says them. Something must be done to stop the blatant fixing of the deck at Party Poker. This brazen display of a cold deck on national television is an outrage. (Screenshots to follow.)