Food Nonsense

Screw you, science. And you little water bottle, too.

Anyone who has known me for more than five minutes knows that I don’t drink water. I hate water. I have tried on at least four occasions to start drinking water. Each attempt has failed. I will not drink it on a plane. I will not drink it in the rain. I do not like […]

Food Poker USA

Vegas: Grand Finale

What a great trip, man. In my final post about Vegas, let me share some highlights that demonstrate just how much Vegas kicks ass. Lazy, giggly dinners. This trip’s best meal was at Olives with Chris, Matt, Terrence, and select others (totalling 12 diners). After gorging on beef carpaccio, butternut squash ravioli, and falling chocolate […]